I’m injured
I have become physically ailed and nobody cares: no thoughts, no prayers. After a bench press of nearly 10,000 pounds, a weight I can usually
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Last One Plated: Foodless Among the Fed
I recently went out to eat with a group of people (not bragging) and was the last person to get my food. This moment of
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Cover Letter to the Kickball Team
Dear Kickball Team Captain, Thank you for the opportunity to express my interest in becoming a member of the team. I must confess at the
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A letter to my cellphone
Dear Cellphone, Thanks for the popup notification warning me I’m playing music too loudly. I had no idea you were so concerned about my health
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Goodbye Shampoo
As I near the end of my Head & Shoulder Shampoo, I come to a time of reflection. Not only has this product saved me
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