I tuck my pj’s into bed like so. They are nocturnal. Sleep during the day so they can get to work at night: keeping me

Sometimes when I’m biking I hold this part (seen in picture) and pretend I’m harry potter riding a broom.

Been thinking about some old “what to say when you enter a party” classics, and came across this gold bar: “what’s crappening?” It’s one of

Every three months I need to buy new headphones—the wired ones that plug into an iPhone. I’m not sure exactly why they’re breaking, maybe I’m

I’ve come to the conclusion that confessing to wrongdoing is, in fact, morally superior to simply doing the right thing to begin with. When you

I’m unemployed without a backup plan. I left my job as a high school Spanish teacher after deciding that teaching second generation immigrants their own