Addressing Concerns
Addressing concerns that I consider my friends props for Instagram posts. In a recent publication I said that as adults, friends are simply “a collection of people you drink with twice a week to bombard with inconsequential updates”. I want to clarify that these harsh descriptions were meant only to highlight the need for
Book a Baby™
This is my pitch for an app where you can book a baby for you and your friends to hangout with. Let me know if this is something that you would be interested in. Are your friends nothing more than props for an Instagram story and people to stand in line with you at
Floss Pics
Below is a gallery of the floss picks I’ve seen on the sidewalk. I started documenting floss picks a little over a year ago when I noticed how often I see them strewn on the ground. I think it’s strange because for me flossing is private, not a casual pastime to enjoy while walking
DDR + Guitar Hero
Has anyone ever thought of that? Both of those games together? Might be an invention idea.
some phrases I’m big on right now
“Proof of concept“. It’s like “thinking out loud”. You can show people stuff without it needing to be any good. It makes the viewer of whatever it is you’re showing look at the big picture. For instance, this site. It’s a proof of concept. In the sight of a proof of concept, you can
goodnight pj’s
I tuck my pj’s into bed like so. They are nocturnal. Sleep during the day so they can get to work at night: keeping me decent all night long.