Been thinking about some old “what to say when you enter a party” classics, and came across this gold bar: “what’s crappening?”
It’s one of the better introductions because if you say it quickly enough, people don’t ntoice, but a sophisticated ear will hear the bit and burst out laughing because its so seamless and tactful and it has an edge to it that shows the kinda guy you are without revealing your hand all at once.
It sends the message of like, this guy wastes no time to crack a bit, and anything this person says should be thoroughly analyzed incase theres something hysterical tucked away in there.
It sets the tone for your vibe the entire night, which is exactly what the perfect party entrance requires.
In further thought, I’ve been mulling over this one: Hey! Shit crappens :/ not always something you can doo(doo) about it.
Three references to you-know-what in a single text.
One of those situations where like, while it’s something you can do, not necessarily something you should do. More of a proof of concept.