musings

Awnings

That’s a very impressive name for what that is. Roof must be pissed, protects the entire building and gets a name a dog can say. Meanwhile a 4 foot piece of aluminum over a doorway scores a title fit for royalty.

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some phrases I’m big on right now

“Proof of concept“. It’s like “thinking out loud”. You can show people stuff without it needing to be any good. It makes the viewer of whatever it is you’re showing look at the big picture. For instance, this site. It’s a proof of concept. In the sight of a proof of concept, you can only respond affirmatively because the fact it’s infront of you is the proof. Can’t argue with proof of concept. “That’s an A+ in my book“. Instead of saying “this is awesome” or “I love this”, you can say “this is an A+ in my book”. It shows a thorough understanding of academia which is very impressive to academics and brainiacs. “Spur of the moment“. Got a nice ring to it. Plus it’s equestrian. “___ is my favorite in the world“. Recently coined by sofia x, it shows that you’ve traversed the globe and have landed on your favorite version of whatever it is, over everything else on the planet. An opinion like that is not to be taken lightly.

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goodnight pj’s

I tuck my pj’s into bed like so. They are nocturnal. Sleep during the day so they can get to work at night: keeping me decent all night long.

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Bike Broom

Sometimes when I’m biking I hold this part (seen in picture) and pretend I’m harry potter riding a broom.

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What’s Crappening

Been thinking about some old “what to say when you enter a party” classics, and came across this gold bar: “what’s crappening?” It’s one of the better introductions because if you say it quickly enough, people don’t ntoice, but a sophisticated ear will hear the bit and burst out laughing because its so seamless and tactful and it has an edge to it that shows the kinda guy you are without revealing your hand all at once. It sends the message of like, this guy wastes no time to crack a bit, and anything this person says should be thoroughly analyzed incase theres something hysterical tucked away in there. It sets the tone for your vibe the entire night, which is exactly what the perfect party entrance requires. In further thought, I’ve been mulling over this one: Hey! Shit crappens :/ not always something you can doo(doo) about it. Three references to you-know-what in a single text. One of those situations where like, while it’s something you can do, not necessarily something you should do. More of a proof of concept.

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